The Comedic Route…

Possible Content:

  • Personal journey.
  • Change of character.
  • Inspiration – humorous stories of my family.
  • Mind Set – How has my mind set changed. Mind set leads to physical change. Is it all a good thing or a bad thing?

Potential Primary Content:

Sexual endeavours (masturbation), women, depression and euphoria.

3 Stages: 1 – comedic intro, 2 – my motivation, 3- comedic conclusion.         Audience participation? (YES/NO/MAYBE?!)

 

I wrote a tester script to see how comfortable it felt and if it was deemed successful by my peers:

 

Text:  “We can’t deny that each one of us goes through a stage in our life where we look back and think, my god, that was me and not only was that me but I knew it was at the time and I had no problem with it.   Now, this could be bias, because I’ve always liked being centre of attention.  But I feel that past Richard Summers-Calvert.  Known more commonly as Richard Calvert back then or, ginger prick.  Could probably one up your past selves when it comes to being a certain shade of… unique.  He was skinny.  Very.  Borderline anorexic.  Photo appears (see right).  He has dyed blonde hair and braces.  His hips were by his armpits for some reason and he was commonly referred to as an overgrown fetus due to the shape of his Little Richarddistorted bone structure.  Adorable.  Like most boys around the age of 13-14.  Richard went through a stage of being into… sex.  Or the closest thing he could get to at that time, his own penis., THING IS, Richard wasn’t 13-14 when this happened.  He was 16.  He was mentally 2 years behind all his friends.  So at this point, all the boys in the school, because he went to an all boys private school, were starting to crack on with the GCSE’s A levels and get down to work.  However, Little Richard had no time for this.  He’d just figured out the magical forearm exercise of masturbation.  Or as he went to a private school it was MASTERbation.  No where was safe.  You name it, he wanked in it. Toilets, The school Pitch, The boarding house, my personal favorite to this very day, the library.  Jokes. But seriously the library.  He even had a standard regime of telling the school nurse he had a headache and needed a lie down… “Richard this is your 4th headache this week….”yes yes It’s becoming quite a nuisance,  I seem to be missing a lot of geography lessons.  I just need a lie down. “  She’d leave him in the bed… he’d turn on his side and look at the wall as if because he couldn’t see the nurse, that meant she couldn’t see him.   And he’d MASTER-bate.

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